Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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