Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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