I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
how drunk are you?
Several
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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