Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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