i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
That was before I lit my hair on fire
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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