I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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