Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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