I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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