i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
