Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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