i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Randomize
