it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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I need you to use more vowels.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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