i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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