She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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