Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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