look no pants
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Success! We fucked roommates!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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