Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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