I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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