Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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