fuck your aforementioned shoe
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
This baby is an asshole
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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