Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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