I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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