oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just invented taco cereal.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I think your dad took our porno
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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