So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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