Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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