I like my sex mixed with concussions.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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