I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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