She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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