I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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