Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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