i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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