it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
you are never too drunk for berry picking
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Randomize
