U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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