Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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