evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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