Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
