just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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