On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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