Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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