you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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