Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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