Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
