i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
