Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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