dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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