just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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