After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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