i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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