My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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