Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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