That's intense
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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