seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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