8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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