oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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