Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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