this beer tastes like vomit already
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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